Platform heels. Photo: Stevelefrancais, CC BY-SA 4.0.

FitApr 8, 2022

The Platforms Came Back

When the rooms opened for real in April 2022, everyone who got dressed arrived in Buffalo height they’d practiced on linoleum, a heel that remembered 1999 before the trend reports did.

April 2022 and the rooms are actually rooms again: cloakrooms that take coats for money, bathrooms that aren’t your own, a curb that means something after months of pretending the hallway was enough. Everyone who got dressed showed up in the height they practiced on linoleum, Buffalo, a boot that could take wet pavement without apology, a going-out top that finally left the chair where it had been rehearsing hope through a winter of cancelled plans. Nobody waited for a trend report to say Y2K. They had the compact, the stall, and eighteen months of doing the mouth for a webcam that wasn’t even a club, learning how to finish a face for an audience of three and a mute button, learning that the ritual matters even when the door doesn’t open. The floor is the photograph. The bathroom is the edit. The sidewalk gets the complaint in the morning, when the blister tells the truth the night was too loud to hear.

The boys will call it a revival. It isn’t. It’s a return, the body remembering how to stand above the booth again, how to see over a crowd that isn’t a Brady Bunch grid on a laptop, how to trust a heel on a street that finally has somewhere to take you. In 1999 the platforms were how you saw over the booth and how you announced you’d left the apartment on purpose. In 2022 they’re how you clock that the cloakroom exists again, that the night has a threshold, that impracticality is back on the menu after a long season of sensible socks. The cute that works as armor did not clock in this spring, because it never clocked out. It waited in drawers and on kitchen chairs and in the soft discipline of getting dressed with nowhere to go. The petition about pajama pants is years away. The stall already decided: if you can dance in it, it’s a policy, and the policy doesn’t need a trend desk to notarize it.

Hold their bag. Don’t film the stall while they’re redrawing the night under bad light. If the heel is impractical, that’s the point. The night is impractical, always has been, which is why you left the apartment instead of staying somewhere sensible with better sleep and fewer blisters. The xerox of the evening is already on the collarbone, flash and weather and the small bruise of joy returning after it had to live in a kitchen for too long. The sidewalk can complain in the morning. Tonight the platforms remember what the rooms forgot, and the rooms, for once, are open long enough to listen, open long enough for the height to mean something again, open long enough for the curb to be a beginning instead of a dead end.